Monday, 27 May 2013

I Hate Day

No particular reason. Just feel like getting it off my chest.

I hate speed humps. They jar my joints, shake me up and give me the hump.

I hate models who stand there pigeon toed, look as if they have ten ice cubes in their mouth and wear sheer, frilly clothes with army boots.

I hate people who say 'Sign this for me please' when I am doing it for myself, not them.

I hate advertisements which scream 'Only £99.99' or '£9999.99', when the article is actually overpriced.

I hate that ubiquitous voice which says "Your call is important to us".

And I hate having to turn on the heating on May 27.

That's enough for the moment.

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